Too much beer

Right then so I've done no training and I've drunk too much beer so far and the weekend has not begun yet! Itinerary for abuse:

• Wednesday - KB's for Champoins league
• Thursday - Muggers leaving do
• Friday - Gareth's leaving do
• Saturday - Steve's b'day pt 1 - beers in portsmouth preceded by fixed wheel ride of considerable length!
• Sunday - Steve's b'day pt 2 - bbq
• Monday - hangover with fixed wheel ride back (see Saturday)
• Tuesday - run and beer with Dave Parratt
• Wednesday - Whitwell TT
• Thursday - sleep I hope, Ruth?
• Friday - Critical Mass ride + beers
• Saturday - stay at Steve's (may involve beer)
• Sunday - Chiltern Hundreds
• tbd - beer with Ruth, Some pit swims, Some running!

All in all i'm gonna hurt a bit